You know you’re a raging line-snorter stretching the law when you file this sort of case –> link
They aren’t first? –> link
OMFGWTF!!!! I was saving myself for you! You whore! –> link
Good news fatties. You can lose weight AND reduce the chance you’ll have a problem getting it up! –> link
Cause, you know, dealing blackjack and installing an engine are similar skills. Have I ever mentioned the UAW is out of touch and worthless? –> link
