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Friendly Dating Advice

January 26, 2008 · Leave a Comment

RHeadS69 [11:08]: so I’m downing vodka as fast as I can
availablesober [11:08]: good for you
availablesober [11:08]: maybe tonight you can get LovesCats to make out with a guy
RHeadS69 [11:09]: whatever most likely not
availablesober [11:09]: hmmmm
RHeadS69 [11:09]: I want a guy tonight
RHeadS69 [11:09]: haha
availablesober [11:09]: haha
availablesober [11:10]: you get your guy, and give her to his friend
availablesober [11:10]: at least his friend won’t get blueballed
availablesober [11:12]: no comment?
RHeadS69 [11:12] (Autoreply): guys are such assholes….

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Repeal Day

December 5, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Today is a great day in history. On December 5, 1933, The 21st Amendment to the United States Constitution was fully ratified, repealing the 18th Amendment. You only need to observe the below picture to understand how important this day is:

wooo jager

Seriously….could we live without these?

Hat tip to dealbreaker for reminding me of the day, and cyberdees for the great picture

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