Friendly Dating Advice

RHeadS69 [11:08]: so I’m downing vodka as fast as I can
availablesober [11:08]: good for you
availablesober [11:08]: maybe tonight you can get LovesCats to make out with a guy
RHeadS69 [11:09]: whatever most likely not
availablesober [11:09]: hmmmm
RHeadS69 [11:09]: I want a guy tonight
RHeadS69 [11:09]: haha
availablesober [11:09]: haha
availablesober [11:10]: you get your guy, and give her to his friend
availablesober [11:10]: at least his friend won’t get blueballed
availablesober [11:12]: no comment?
RHeadS69 [11:12] (Autoreply): guys are such assholes….