Recent Study in Attractiveness

Boston, MA – Over the past 10 years, researchers at MIT have been studying the effect of overall attractiveness on the number of sexual partners a person has in their lifetime. Funded by a grant from the Department of Health, it found that attractive people will have more sexual partners over the course of their lifetime.

Dr. Nevgota Lochazex was the lead researcher on the project, in addition to several assistants. Initially, the research team had trouble finding a sufficient population of attractive students in the Statistics department at MIT, so they had to submit advertisements to the Boston area newspapers for individuals to participate in the study.

As part of the research, participants were required to have cameras installed in their bedrooms. This allowed Dr. Nevgota Lochazex and his research team to observe and record the specific instances each participant brought a sexual partner home. According to Dr. Lochazex “We like study. My research team and I spend many good hours watching and recording statistics. Very good time.”

Several of the participants in the study refused to talk with us, citing confidentiality agreements they signed with the research team. However, a few indicated they did not feel comfortable with the research team. Study participant Kanna Fuku, a junior at Harvard, found Dr. Lochazex a unique individual to work with. “He was always breathing real hard, and the office always had like three dozen rolls of toilet paper near the computers. It was really strange, but the research pay was good so I guess it worked out.”